A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
2006-12-15 18:22:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great. It took awhile for me to get it but im slow. xD
2006-12-15 18:25:50 · answer #1 · answered by Beanblabber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb a-- , how do u no that any of them blonde girls relations r not on this site ,u sad ba---rd
No, I haven't forgotten you said this to me re. my Ipswich joke earlier this week yet you were the first to reply to an almost identical joke earlier in the day with "omg lol 10/10'. Two faced cow
And another thing, I've noticed your grammar in your response to my Ipswich joke is quite poor ('them girls'), yet your lame jokes seem to be OK albeit often with American spelling. Please stop copy and pasting jokes. Its just lazy.
2006-12-16 06:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
morning always laughing thats a good one for starters 9/10
2006-12-16 07:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good morning AL
that was a great one... LOL... most suitable for a morning tea..
2006-12-16 02:48:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one x x x
2006-12-16 02:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-12-16 02:27:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yet a third good one. Where do you find these?
[I know a trade secret!]
Cheeky Lad "Still laughing!"
2006-12-16 02:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a great start to the morning
2006-12-16 05:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. keep it up u made many smile and laugh.
have a good day.
2006-12-16 02:43:49 · answer #9 · answered by smile a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too early
will read again in a couple of hours.
2006-12-16 02:28:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋