I need some good yo momma jokes... for example( Yo Momma is so ugly that she scared the **** out of the toilet!)
2006-12-15 15:34:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you can go:
http://www.daylon.com/yomama/
have fun.
2006-12-15 15:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yo-Yo,Yo mamma!Gonna get me some!"
What not to say to a cop when he pulls you over for running a red light.
Unless it's a DUI stop and you're hammered.Then you're already screwed,and maybe you can bum some smokes from having a good story to tell
.If you're really lucky someone will have avideo camera,and will tape the cop beating the crap out of you!Ought'a be worth a guest appearance on "Jerry Springer".
2006-12-15 16:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by wirfdirf@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the tv show "Yo Momma".
2006-12-15 15:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by keda 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
*Your Mommas so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate".
* Your Mommas so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
* Your Mommas so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*Your Mommas so stupid she sent me a fax with stamp on it.
* Your Mommas so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
* Your Mommas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* Your Mommas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
* Your Mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
* Your Mommas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* Your Mommas so stupid she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* Your Mommas so stupid she studied for a blood test.
* Your Mommas so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* Your Mommas so stupid when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
Around the home, she moved.
*Your Mommas so stupid When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.
* Your Mommas so stupid when she went to Disney Land and saw a sign that
said "Disney Land Left" She turned around and went home.
2006-12-15 15:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by Franco G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so ugly she has to sneek up on a glass of water to get a drink!
2006-12-15 15:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by bradlee76705 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Last time your mama saw 90210 was on the scales.
Your momma so fat when she cut her leg gravey poured out.
Your momma so fat last time she wore a yellow rain coat she bent over and 23 kids jumped in her crack !
2006-12-15 15:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by ChrisJ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued...
2006-12-15 15:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by suzie. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The only one I've heard that I can acutally remember is
Yo Momma is so old her birthstone is LAVA
I didn't find it all that funny but...who knows...other's might!
2006-12-15 15:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by pillowtalk504 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas titties so big, when she turn around, she knock everybody out. Yo mamas a s s so big , when she sit on the toilet, her cheeks fall on the floor.
Yo mama coochie so big, when she talk, it echos.
2006-12-15 15:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Crissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, when she passes in front of the TV set, i miss three episodes
2006-12-15 16:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.
yo momma so ugly she can only be your momma!!
2006-12-15 15:38:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋