2006-12-15 15:05:06 · 12 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, with stubby legs sticking out.
2006-12-15 15:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by =_= 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I bet you santa has a pentacle on his sleigh because christmas originated from celtic pagan holidays and originally had nothing to do with jesus or his birth. (jesus was born in spring time, the bible says the sheperds had lambs and were out in the feilds. sheperds only are out in the feilds during spring)
2006-12-15 23:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FSM! Because Santa and the Spaghetti monster are in the special "flying" club.
2006-12-15 23:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by Black Parade Billie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Badge Fish, yeah, it's like his own visa, passport, credit card. It gets him into places sane people can't even imagine.....
2006-12-15 23:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mudcat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes he does!LOL!
And it's made from the ground-up bones of naughty children who don't follow the path of Christ.
:)
2006-12-15 23:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Who's Barry Badarnath? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he probably has the darwin one with the feet coming out of the fish.
2006-12-15 23:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by mesquitemachine 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good question. you could stay up late on christmas eve and ask santa to show you ...
2006-12-15 23:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by yellabanana77 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
could be,i hear he drives a hummer now.happy Jesus birthday.
2006-12-15 23:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He used to, but he scraped it off when he realized that all that stuff is hooey.
2006-12-15 23:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by GODZILLA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why not he a good man
2006-12-15 23:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋