This is a story about two nuns......................
One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the
other is
known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past
thirty-eight and a half minutes?
I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most.
What can we do ?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing.
He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us
in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go
that way
and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
what has
happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
follow us both,
so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as
fast as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can
run faster
than a man with his pants down........!!
(And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say 3 Hail
Mary's and get
back to work!!)
2006-12-15 15:02:40 · 17 answers · asked by ~i love my boys~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, I too love my girls, though not the nuns.>>>he he he>>>> a good joke, which made me laugh non stop for some time.
2006-12-15 17:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A real good one - Logically as well as Mathematically.
2006-12-15 23:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by 50+Brat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Outstanding!
2006-12-15 23:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by maddojo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats funny but kindof stupid at the same time!!
2006-12-16 00:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-15 23:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by Tre W 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've read it before from the mail I've received.
2006-12-16 01:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what a good one--
very funny thanks
Justin
2006-12-15 23:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha that's great!! Definitely didn't see that coming :-D
2006-12-15 23:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by onelove92901 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-12-16 00:07:06 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
beautifuly funny
2006-12-16 01:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by Hermione 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋