After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us."
Things started getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol got the better of the man. "I have to go," he said.
"Well you can't go upstairs. The bathroom is right next to my parents' bedroom," she replied. "Use the kitchen sink."
So he dutifully retired to the kitchen. A few minutes later, he popped his head around the door and asked, "Do you have any toilet paper, or should I just use a paper towel?"
2006-12-15 14:46:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-15 16:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-11 10:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh crap...funny..
Dad comes down next day and says"Honey, there's crap in the sink!!"
"That cat again?" she asks
"NO, I think it was the dog this time..its some big stuff"
2006-12-15 14:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats gross Lizzy.
2006-12-15 14:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by robert m 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
should have used your t- towel
2006-12-17 08:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a good one--
very funny thanks
Justin
2006-12-15 15:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao.......thats soo funny but yet at the same time soooooo nasty........good one girly
2006-12-15 14:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by ~i love my boys~ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's nasty but it made me>>>>he he he
2006-12-15 17:35:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haaa haaaa
2006-12-15 14:49:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's nasty but it made me chuckle.
2006-12-15 15:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2006-12-15 15:06:47 · answer #11 · answered by Tre W 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋