2006-12-15 14:46:57 · 5 answers · asked by moejaymom 3 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
2006-12-15 14:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
1
2006-12-15 14:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
two - but how they got in the light bulb - I'll never know
2006-12-15 14:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by tom4bucs 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1 billion
2006-12-15 15:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
only one if it is a Border Collie-lol-
2006-12-16 13:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋