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2006-12-15 14:28:39 · 17 answers · asked by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

MIRANDA...TOTS

DO NOT PRAY FOR ME.

2006-12-15 14:33:45 · update #1

lukus.... previous question of mine is where i'm coming from.
there is the jw's that believe that only 144,000 souls will make it, some think that it's the jews that get it... just read my previous question...

2006-12-15 14:35:41 · update #2

I REBUKE YOUR PRAYER...hahahahaha

2006-12-15 14:37:11 · update #3

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I can't believe my dreams have been shattered by a sponge. A wet one at that. Gee thanks.

2006-12-15 14:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Oy. Either you were misinformed or misunderstood our beliefs on Heaven. We Jehovah's Witnesses do believe that a total 144,000 humans will be in heaven and that some of them already are. No we do not believe that non-Witnesses will not be in heaven. That is Jehovah's business not ours. I know that 144,000 is a rather small number considering the millions of people who are/were alive over the roughly 6,000 years of human history. This is a problem for many who see this number as excluding them from any sort of a future prospect. We Jehovah's Witnesses do not feel that ONLY 144,000 will be given everlasting life. We feel, based on the Bible's teachings, that most of those who wish to serve Jehovah have the prospect of living forever on Earth in a paradise. Just because Adam and Eve screwed up does not mean that Jehovah would just scrap his plans. We are still intended to live forever on Earth.

2006-12-16 00:24:45 · answer #2 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 0 0

Believe it or not, I do not worship God so I can get into heaven. Amazing huh? If He resurrects me, that would be fantastic, but if He does not, at least I have loved Him with my whole heart. He really is nice to have in your life irregardless of what comes in the next life.

2006-12-15 22:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by jonathan x 3 · 2 0

read rev 7:9,10 the great crowd will inherit the earth it was so big no one could number them this is what true christians await.we look forward to jesus ruling with the 144000 anointed ones from heaven over us.read matt 25:34 and john 10:16

2006-12-15 22:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by gary d 4 · 1 1

I wasn't really planning on going anyway. Who the hell wants to listen to Pat Boone music all day long? And hanging around with all the dead christians? Constantine, Charlamagne, St. Augustine, Hitler, Pat Robertson? No thanks.

2006-12-15 22:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'm on the VIP list. That means when I show up they throw someone out the back.

2006-12-15 22:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by Atlas 6 · 2 0

No more room in heaven? Good. Then it's time for me to squash this stupid pink snail with yellow spots that keeps saying, "Meow, meow!"

2006-12-15 22:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 2 0

And I will give you a copy of "the God Delusion" for Christmas.
That seems fitting.

2006-12-16 03:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by cat50003 3 · 1 1

Why?
We all have equal rights don't we?
No one has a copy right on Heaven.

2006-12-15 22:32:37 · answer #9 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1 0

How would you know , you of so little faith and knowledge? Give up?? No we never give up. You of so little in-accurate knowledge and wisdom.

2006-12-15 22:45:37 · answer #10 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1 1

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