2006-12-15 14:19:52 · 19 answers · asked by ☺Lisa☺ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Roses are red, violets are white, mister Osama did yo mama last night! =<)
2006-12-15 15:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Grandmaster Adler von Chase 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it..
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
2006-12-15 14:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Miss Mimzy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA IS LIKE A PACK OF TIMBITS FOR 2 DOLLARS I CAN SHARE HER WITH MY WHOLE HOCKEY TEAM
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THINKS THAT THE BIG BANG THEORY WAS THAT TIME SHE BANGED 3 DUDES BACK IN HI SKOOL
YO MOMMA 'S SO FAT SHE WEARS A SOCK ON ALL 10 TENS
YO MOMMAS SO NASTY SHE'S HAD MORE UNEMPLOYED MEN ENTER HER THAN A WORLD OF WARCRAFT TOURNAMENT
2006-12-15 14:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so generous, she gave me the hair off her back. (Get it, u kno how people say he's so kind he'll give me the clothes off his back).
Yo mama is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn
2006-12-15 14:22:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetheart88 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama, is just like the Library,she's open to the public!!!!!!! LOL
2006-12-15 14:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Malaysia 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so skinny she can run between raindrops.
Yo mama so gangsta she can cook fried chicken with her bare hands.
Yo mama so strong she can drink creamy peanut butter.
2006-12-15 14:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by Urbanchik901 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.
(I'm not racist at all, it's just a joke)
Yo mama's so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
2006-12-15 14:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by Courtney Jade 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo' Momma so fat, When she sits on a gamecube, it turns into a gameboy.
2006-12-15 14:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by wudenfeet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>>>>>>this one is my favorite<<<<<<
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
2006-12-15 15:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when you put a cup of water in the tube and yo momma get in it over floes
2006-12-15 14:22:35 · answer #10 · answered by artisticgirl_92 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋