A single man woke up in a room, he did not ho how he got there. He looked around and saw that he was in a library. Startled, he walked around and found out there was not a single exit, no doors no windows no EXIT. He began to wonder how he got here. He thought for hours how to escape but in the end he gave up hope. he cried for hours and he grabbed a book because their is nothing else to do and started reading it, all of the sudden he jumps up and says "Thats it, Thats the answer, IM SAVED!!!" the next day he was telling his kids about what happened. HOW DID HE ESCAPE!!!........................
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.........LET THE GAME BEGIN!!!
2006-12-15 14:04:23 · 24 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First, he found his cigarette lighter. Then, he foung the gasoline that the librarian keeps behind the desk for whenever she feels like getting high. So...he sets the place on fire, and as he stepped out of the building, his children and ex-wife were staring at him, while he was screaming " No, I am not going to die! " . Then he wakes up :)
2006-12-15 14:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by Hanna 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could single man not mean "1" as in not one single person came to the meeting?
Why is everyone saying single men don't have kids ? Gay couples are allowed to adopt.
I believe Brad Pitt is single w/3 children 1-natural, 2- addopted & wasn't Tom Cruise single till just a month ago ?
I call my student at school "my kids"........same as my sister calls her Sunday school class "her kids" & she has never been Married ?
Did he escape by climbing the Fire Escape ?
2006-12-15 22:36:24 · answer #2 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The book was the map to the library which showed the way out in it.
2006-12-16 00:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Single man with kids?
2006-12-15 22:07:21 · answer #4 · answered by Grundoon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the book was titled The Great Escape!
Single men have children how do you think all these single women have them ? Magic? I don't think so!
2006-12-15 23:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The book was a map of the library and there was a door named 'Enter' in the map.
2006-12-15 23:13:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man obviously was saved because the book he read was the bible and he found Jesus so he was saved, And about him telling his kids the next day, ummm he had a cell phone and called them. lol. AM I RIGHT?
2006-12-15 22:14:24 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Tiger 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but I think the guys in the white coats carrying nets, are still looking for him.
And yes, single men do have kids... not married, for instance..divorced.
2006-12-15 23:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is single. He doesn't have kids. He talked to the book.
2006-12-15 22:10:44 · answer #9 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know how he got out, but I do know that single men have kids because of the lack of proper protection... trust me... I know this one.
2006-12-16 02:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by FalseBishop 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋