What would you do with a Nuclear Weapon?

Answer 1

Nothing. I would keep it as a deterrent - I wouldn't attack anyone. Unless they attacked me, and then I would be forced to retaliate.

Answer 2

Go to the shrink... What am I doing with a Nuclear Weapon????

Answer 3

Well; having a nuclear weapon wouldnt do much unless you knew how to contain it and the had the resources to fire it now would it? If I just had the nuke, Id sell it to Israel or some country that I trust and is a friend of the US for a big price.

But If I could detonate it anywhere possible; I blow it right in the middle of Hong Kong, China. Blow those damn commies, and show them whos still boss.

Answer 4

I would turn it over to the proper authorities, for I have no need for a nuclear device. I would rather have a F-22 Raptor, an M1 Abrams tank, or a large collection of small arms including a G36, Mk23, AG36, M4 carbine, and an Accuracy International rifle chambered for .303 winchester, as well as magazines and the means to store those weapons.

A nuclear weapon is useless to me, for what can I do with it? I have no need of a weapon to destroy cities and kill millions of people, as I am not a genocidal maniac nor am I a man who feels threatened. I would collect military-grade small arms and hardware simply for the sake of collecting and target shooting, not because I am preparing for World War III.

Answer 5

Then the Dems would have to abolish the Federal Income Tax, privatize Social Security, abolish the capital gains tax, eliminate entitlements, and the call 2 Men & A Truck and move to San Fran where they would stay and leave the rest of us alone!

Answer 6

I'm not quite sure, but I do know I would not elect it to the highest office in the land.

I am the Fringe and nuclear physics was meant to benefit mankind not destroy it!

Answer 7

get all the politicians in the world and the terrorists add the lawyers westbourgh church and the pope on down for the RCC any other undesirables like that and tell them it is a conference on world peace that will be given lots of good press in DC and when they are all together trigger it so we can start fresh

Answer 8

i would join the nuclear club and get the quarterly newsletter.

I would most likely be very careful. if it is known that i have a nuke every government and terrorist orginization would want me killed. i would keep it a secret. i would pass it in inheritance to my most responsible offspring. thus it would be "the family pet"

Answer 9

Make a Coffee Table out of it

Answer 10

Pop it into Cherie Bliars big mouth!