How long do you have to work at Firehouse Subs to become a real Firefighter?

Question

Ya know, puttin' out fires and savin' lil' kitties and stuff.

Answer 1

I presume you will be a fire fighter the first time someone comes running up to the counter gasping and wanting water to tone down the heat from that sub. Hopefully they will never be choking and need you to become a lifesaver.

Answer 2

I am going to say the length of time is meritless. It is the sandwich making ability that determines your skill at putting out real fires. You gotta cup the meatballs, and squeeze the length of the meatwrap just right. Then and only then, can you control the fire of man.

Answer 3

Hey there, little chicken boy. You might want to stay away from the firehouse -- someone might cook 'ya and slice 'ya and put 'ya on a sub!!