Would you like to be in his shoes?
2006-12-15 12:20:35 · 16 answers · asked by Lou B 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
~If there were such a person and such a place, and such an event was even remotely possibly, one can only hope he says, "Georgie, meet your new roomie. His name is Saddam."
2006-12-15 12:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by Oscar Himpflewitz 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
First, he'll have to run George thorugh the WMD detectors, which will go off several times because they are much more sensitive than the ones at Homeland Security. They'll probably strip-search and cavity-probe the guy. Then Peter will have to spend several months going through George's phone records and emails. They'll explain that it's probably a misundertanding and everything will be cleared up in a few minutes. Eventually, George will have to be pulled aside into an interrogation room. If his story doesn't check out, he'll be renditioned to another venue with more sophisticated methods of interrogation (waterboarding, electrodes, etc.). Once a confession has been extracted, he'll be taken to a holding cell in an undisclosed location until such time as his case can be reviewed by an angelic tribunal. Shouldn't take more than 250,000 years, if they don't lose the record.
Hey, we're talking about eternity here. No big deal. At no point should George feel like he isn't getting in. They just need to follow the security protocols of a post-9/11 afterlife.
2006-12-15 17:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He ought to wish for a funds for the military Corps of Engineers to rebuild the Gulf Coast levees, and to end rebuilding residences in St. Bernard Parish and New Orleans, and someone to p.c.. up the FEMA trailers from the (few) those who're no longer utilizing them any more desirable.
2016-10-18 08:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by wishon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where does it say in the bible that St. Peter will meet anyone? The bible does say that to be apart from this body is to be present with the Lord. So no matter what you've done you'll stand before God. The problem is in what condition will you be and will it be enough for you to stay with God?
2006-12-15 12:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by drivn2excelchery 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there is a Gate, then Peter will probably have him take a number and wait in line. After all, there are soooooo many ahead of him.
2006-12-15 12:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by FireBug 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is the place to show hate against Christianity or President Bush. Show some respect to our elected officials and don't hate.
Don't think I'm a hippie either.
2006-12-15 12:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by L-dog =) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Send him back, like a bad bottle of wine. Bush would have another turn on earth as a child in Iraq or Darfur.
2006-12-15 12:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by Black Parade Billie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Deliver him at high speed with laser guidance through a chinmey stack into hell.
Ha ha.
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2006-12-15 12:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let him in, and pity him. Bush is so stupid, he really could not help himself. Heavens! We have 2 more years of the moron!!!!!!!!
2006-12-15 12:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You only get to them if you are going to go through them!
Dubya will be in the "Down" lift/elevator so quick even the Devil will blink!
2006-12-15 12:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋