You may think you know, but you have no idea. The real answer is yet to come. Which is why I have chosen you, yahoo answers community, to answer the age-old question. If you say.. "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE", I will email you naked pictures of my grandmother.
2006-12-15 11:36:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
According to whom?
Kindergarten teacher: To get to the other side.
FBI Agent: Give us 5 minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Col. Sanders: It was our chicken, it was our road, it's none of your business.
George Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Psycopath: Chicken?! Chicken?! The aliens are coming and you're worried about a Chicken?!
William Shakespeare: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
CharlesDarwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
Neil Armstrong: To make one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.
Bill Gates: I have just released eChicken XP, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Martian Luther King Jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be FREE to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
David: My coop runneth over.
God: And the Lord said unto the chicken "Go cross the road" and the chicken knew not why the Lord willed her to cross the road but she being a chicken of exceeding faith did not question the Lord. And the chicken did cross the road and there was great rejoicing throughout the land.
2006-12-15 18:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Chels 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Duh..he wasn't actually crossing the road. He just happened to be stuck to a porcupine that was crossing the road...I wish you people would get your facts straight before accusing the poor chicken of doing something that he didn't do!! :) I mean really, why WOULD a chicken cross the road???
2006-12-15 11:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Stacy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it was to buy a copy of the Daily News.
2006-12-15 11:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by Ace Librarian 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was Running away from your grandmother
2006-12-15 11:41:08 · answer #4 · answered by Nunya 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE you dont have my email address
2006-12-15 11:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please not any naked pictures of your grandmother!!!! *closes her eyes in fear*!
Curiosity! It causes us to do the stupidest things in life.
2006-12-15 11:40:30 · answer #6 · answered by JustCurous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was blind an was going to the BIRDS EYE shop!
ps. ill still have the pictures though plz!!!!
2006-12-15 11:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was being chased by Colonel Sanders.
2006-12-15 12:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by weather broad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do you have naked pictures of your grandmother??? u r a perv
2006-12-15 11:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by I♥RD 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was for some fowl reason.
2006-12-15 11:45:14 · answer #10 · answered by Miniver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋