A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night after leaving the neighborhood pub.
While viewing the bedroom, they noticed a big brass gong hanging above his bed.
"What's that gong doing there?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong, it's a talking clock" the drunk answered.
"A talking clock, seriously?!" asked the astonished friend.
"Yup" answered the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch" the drunk answered.
He picked up a large wooden mallet that was lying alongside the bed. He gave the gong a whack and stepped back. Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed "YOU DRUNKEN IDIOT!! IT'S 10 PAST 3 IN THE MORNING!!"
2006-12-15 11:05:56 · 21 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFL!!!! that was funny! i rele liked that. thanks i needed a laugh!!! :D
2006-12-15 11:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I love it!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
2006-12-15 18:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one that silly drunk......thumbs up n 10/10 ;]
2006-12-15 11:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10 thumbs up.
2006-12-15 20:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by polybond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah nice one mate lol
2006-12-15 19:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ken Dodd said that once, still funny though!
2006-12-15 11:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he get fed up with his job in the lift/elevator ? haha
2006-12-15 12:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still amusing.
2006-12-18 02:36:36 · answer #8 · answered by Go Wolves 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st new joke i heard all day
2006-12-15 11:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-15 11:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by Nunya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-15 11:11:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋