Can you please rate this funny joke??

Question

1st:
There are some children in a class naming animals and they come across a picture of a deer.
So the teacher asks Bobby, “What is this animal called?”
“I dunno,” claims Bobby.
So then she says, “I'll give you a hint—it's what your mother calls your father.”
The boy thinks for a minute and then says, “Oh that's what a son of a ***** looks like!”

2nd:
John and Sam are two neighbors always in competition.
One day John walks over to the fence of Sam's yard and sees Sam's wife watering the garden naked. The next day he tells Sam about this. So Sam wants revenge. That night he catches John's wife performing oral sex on John.
The next day Sam comes up to John and says, ''Hey, I saw your wife performing oral sex on you last night.''
''Hah,'' John says, ''I wasn't home last night!''


If you are lvl 2, then please rate the THUMBS UP or THUMBS down under my joke?? If you like it then PLEASE rate thumbs up.

And please tell me if 1st one or 2nd one you liked most.

Answer 1

Both Good But The Second One FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!
2 THUMBS UP!!!!!!(4 if you count the big toes)

Answer 2

i like the second one better i give it a 7.5/10. the first one gets a 6/10, not the greatest. still gave you a thumbs up

Answer 3

They were both so funny so it's hard to choose. I think I liked the first one a little more.

Answer 4

ha ha ha, those are both very funny jokes, i'de say two big thumbs up high!!
the first one i thought was just a little bit funnier, but they were both great!!
:)

Answer 5

Thumbs up for both i cant decide which is better but they both made me laugh,thks and keep em coming ;]

Answer 6

i liked the first one the most

Answer 7

The first one was funnier

Answer 8

First one is cute. Second one is kind of lame.

Answer 9

They both made me chuckle...the first one is funnier...it's something a kid really would say.

Answer 10

both funny :)
specially the 1st one