A bartender notices that every night an Irishman orders three pints of Guinness. Finally, he asks him why he always orders three pints at a time.
The Irishman says, "I've just moved to the United States, and before I left my two brothers and I all agreed to have three pints of Guinness every night, one for each of us."
The bartender thinks this is great. The Irishman continues to come in and order his three pints every night for the next few weeks. Then one night, the Irishman comes in and only orders two pints. The bartender sees this and says, "I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your brother."
"What do you mean?"
"I noticed you only ordered two pints, instead of the normal three, one for each brother."
"Oh no, my brothers are fine," the Irishman says. "I just gave up drinking."
2006-12-15 10:19:02 · 9 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Spoken like a true Irishman!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A Wickedly Happy Christmas to all!
2006-12-15 19:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question is wrong you can never die from just drinking guiness unless you have 20 pints a day then you die off blood poisoning
2016-03-29 08:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it so many times but i still lmao 10/10 merry xmas
2006-12-15 19:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10, good progress
2006-12-15 10:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep them coming...a vote every time!
2006-12-15 11:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny hee hee.
2006-12-15 20:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by polybond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny thankyou...
2006-12-15 10:29:04 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made me laugh
2006-12-15 10:25:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ho ho ho good 1 merry p*ssmas and a bottle of JD..........
2006-12-15 18:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋