Help!!! oi.?
Last night my gramps tried to molest me with a carrot, and perform an experiment on my galbladder. Anyway.. today, I was slurping my unusually hard slushie, consisting of mango and raspberry flavors. I was walking down the street, when I tripped over a rogue pair of sunglasses. I flew backwards and dumped my slushie all over my general area. I sprinted into the nearest convenience store to ask for a moist towelette and a sanitary napkin. As I was waiting for my materiality I could see a concieted black man staring at the mammoth sized slush spot on the front area of my pants. What should i say to this man
2006-12-15 10:11:24 · 5 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Apologise profusely for drinking mango and raspberry. Say it was an aberration.
2006-12-15 10:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number one if your not worried about getting molested why in hell are you worried about a man who just looked at you. You should call the cops on gramps or talk to your mother as for the black guy who the hell cares.
2006-12-15 10:17:36 · answer #2 · answered by Cheezy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you better turn off the alarm as you are having a bad nightmare or a bad day mare whichever the case may be
2006-12-15 10:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you don't even know this man, then it shouldn't matter what he thinks of it should it. unless this guy was a friend then you could just tell him you just spilled slushy over yourself.
on another note, does it matter that this guy was black?
2006-12-15 10:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by deshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude get off the drugs.
You really need some assistance maybe you should talk to your doctor.
2006-12-15 10:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by Abbasangel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋