Mum sister aunt and uncle , they want me round for christmas diner but I feel with all the husbands and wives there it could get dirty , do you think I should go
2006-12-15 10:10:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You are a true pimp, my friend. Here's what I think:
Go for Christmas dinner and bring some booze. Get everybody drunk. Whip your Charleston Chew out and make your girlfriend touch it. Then make her MUM, SISTER, and AUNT touch it. Then slap her UNCLE across the face with it.
Yell, "GUNS N ROSES for life," then run up stairs and take a piss in the toilet WITHOUT raising the seat. Then raise the seat to piss off all the fembots at the dinner party.
After that, pass out your gifts. Since you bought everybody a dildo it doesn't really matter who gets what gift.
All I'm saying is, don't take any **** from your girlfriend's family. You brought them all to orgasm so you're going to be their friend for LIFE.
2006-12-15 19:48:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smelly.
2006-12-15 10:25:21 · answer #2 · answered by trixi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go if you want to feel uncomfortable , because this is whats going to happen you know that ?
2006-12-15 10:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes seek professional help.
2006-12-15 10:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
? why would it get dirty? What happen between you and your girlfriend is your business and not your family's.
2006-12-15 11:38:57 · answer #5 · answered by traci s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should go,after all xmas is for family
2006-12-15 10:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by mark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why not make a start on the men in your family...im sure you must have done all the females by now......perv
2006-12-15 10:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by tizzy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of family do you have.
Is that even a issue.?
2006-12-15 10:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by PR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah why not...you can shag the Turkey and the Dog while you are there!
2006-12-15 10:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by puffy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so why are you on the computer if your getting that much a s s?
2006-12-15 10:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by krissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋