If there's a plane crash right between Wisconsin and Minnesota, where would they bury the survivors?

Answer 1

You wouldn't bury the survivors, they're still alive.

Answer 2

Haha, you don't bury survivors. ^^ An old riddle, I've got one better for you though. A man builds a house with four walls that is rectangular in shape. All sides have a southern exposure. A bear walks by, what color is it? Why?

And another: What is never seen but always spotted?



The answer to the first one is white. The bear is a polar bear because the house is at the north pole.

The answer to the second one is a leopard.

Answer 3

Is there something I am missing? Why would they be burying the Survivors. Sure hope to h**l i'm not on that plane.

Answer 4

Trick question! They all burned in the crash, so they don't get buried! HA!

Just kidding... survivors don't get buried because they survived. Good brain teaser for people who aren't old enough to type.

Answer 5

Um did you mean the non-survivors..Um thy don't bury survivors. Last I checked. The survivors would go back to where they lived.

Answer 6

They will be buried wherever their families decide to have them interred, or if no family claims the bodies, they will be interred in whichever state their autopsy was performed.

Oh, you may want to wait for them to actually die later in life, rather than burying them alive after surviving a plane wreck.

Answer 7

Old joke, new points. Thanks!
BTW; as previously stated, they wouldn't bury survivors until they actually are dead.

Answer 8

Any Howard Johnson's or Super 8 Motel.

Answer 9

I think I'll cremate the survivors, it'll save them from insurance companies.

Answer 10

They don't bury survivors silly