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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

“A circumcision,” the first kid answers.

“Whoa!” the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”

2006-12-15 09:29:25 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

nice....lol..lol..HAHAHA

2006-12-15 09:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

True...
Yeh. Circumcision is like losing a loved one..
Its painful and like losing a part of you..

2006-12-15 18:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

very good pmsl 10/10

i'm still hving trouble posting jokes bloody site lol

2006-12-16 03:16:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahaha poor kid

2006-12-15 17:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0 0

LOL!!! great! funny! 11/10

2006-12-15 21:49:30 · answer #5 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0 0

lol it's a good one

2006-12-15 17:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0 0

2nd time around that one 4 me, but hey its you so who cares.....LMAO

2006-12-15 17:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0 0

5/10 its okay...

2006-12-15 18:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by Man 5 · 0 0

hahahaha

2006-12-15 18:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Scuba 3 · 0 1

pmsl ho ho ho good 1 merry p*ssmas and a bottle of JD..........

2006-12-16 02:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0 0

that was funny

2006-12-15 18:05:46 · answer #11 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0 0

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