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2006-12-15 09:17:37 · 11 answers · asked by jbc3d33 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
yeah .......... here is a joke:-
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
2006-12-15 09:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yer screwed... Laptop batteries are only good for like, 2 hours. Hope they find you before that!
2006-12-15 09:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lets hope that the garage door is open and the car is not on.
2006-12-15 09:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to blue bible and read:
Romans 10 a God start.
2006-12-15 09:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whilst you're down there, you might as well check the tyres.
2006-12-15 09:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you might have to put the laptop down and masterbate to relieve the tension.
2006-12-15 09:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a ball at http://www.handlethetruth.net
2006-12-15 09:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by truthhandl3r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
want me to tell you some erotic stories?? Or i could come over and play "free willy" to ease your pain??
2006-12-15 09:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
DUDE u need to go to www.bored.com
2006-12-15 16:29:50 · answer #9 · answered by sultryscorpio_pgi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did that happen? post ur story on myspace!
2006-12-15 09:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by Panictwilight18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋