An employer was having a few financial set backs and came to the conclusion that he was going to have to lay off someone.
All of his employees were very good so he was having a very difficult time deciding which person it was going to be. Finally he narrowed it down to two employees in which he needed to pick one. Their names were Jack and Jill. Both were very good workers so he decided that the first one to go to the drinking fountain would be the one that he would lay off. He waited paitiently for quite some time when finally Jill comes walking over to the drinking fountain with a couple aspirins in her hand.
The employer says, "Jill,I have a problem and I am going to have to lay you or Jack off" she quickly responds saying, " your're going to have to jack-off cause I have a head-ache"
2006-12-15 09:14:10 · 1 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That made me laugh, and made me think of the joke,
What does Santa have 3 gardens?
Cos he likes to ho-ho-ho
2006-12-18 05:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Gar 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋