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my boss bought a blow up santa and exspects me to give it a ******** every morning as it keeps going down on me , he sais he likes it nice and stiff , but if I get it there I would like to shove it up his arXX , am I roight

2006-12-15 08:52:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

20 answers

foot pump!

2006-12-15 09:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

All these other idiots are missing the point.

Look, comrade, when you get to work, make your boss BLOW you. Then take his lousy blow up santa and shove it up his wife's blow hole. Then rob his wallet.

You're a good man. You don't need to take **** from anyone. Let me find my ski mask and I'll bring that company down with you.

Oh, also. YOU ARE RIGHT.

2006-12-15 09:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Yes you are right. Can I have the santa when you're finished with it? I'd like to shove it up my wife Gloria's manhole.

2006-12-15 09:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Harold 1 · 2 0

Imbecilic

2006-12-15 08:55:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You should ask for a raise because it's not part of your job description.

2006-12-15 08:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by Sax M 6 · 1 0

Eww

2006-12-15 08:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by arrizona 3 · 1 1

santa keeps going down on you?

2006-12-15 09:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by KatOninetails 1 · 2 0

i like a good ******** try me

2006-12-15 08:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by arthur3home 3 · 1 1

Theres allways Viagra For you But poor old Father Xmas ..Just make sure you clean him up after......Thats Right..!!

2006-12-15 08:59:46 · answer #9 · answered by Simon 3 · 1 1

If he likes it nice and stiff, tell him to blow and caress it himself!!

2006-12-15 09:50:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Sound like he's full of hot air to me!

2006-12-15 08:57:20 · answer #11 · answered by Davy 1 · 2 0

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