escape from a laboratory one night and make a run for it, they burrow under the fence and come across a field of carrots they spend all night eating to their hearts content the next morning the older of the two says"I am going back to the lab" "dont be silly" said the younger one "lets see whats in the next field" so on they go to the next field which just happens to be full of cabbages so they spend another night eating as much cabbage as rabbitly possible. the next morning the older says"I really have to go back to the lab" the younger says "just one more field ok this is the first taste of freedom we have ever had" so on they go to the next field. this one is full of young female rabbits and they spend all night ******* like rabbits(as they do) the next morning the older one says "that is it I really need to go back to the lab" the younger replies "what are you goin on about we have spent two of the last three nights eating to our hearts content and last night we had our way with
2006-12-15 08:52:54 · 8 answers · asked by t00t5 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hundreds of girls for the first time, why do you want to go back so much" and the older rabbit replies "because I am dying for a ******* ***"
2006-12-15 08:53:26 · update #1
fcuking cigarette
2006-12-15 08:53:50 · update #2
Liked it...lol
2006-12-15 08:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love jokes that are sick and funny all at once.
I had better be shaggin along now before the sex police try to outlaw that too!
2006-12-16 06:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one a nicotine bunny 10/10
2006-12-16 16:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I appreciate this joke being a former smoker!!
2006-12-15 17:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by moobiemuffin 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old habits die hard in men!@
2006-12-15 16:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, not what I expected, that is cute
2006-12-15 17:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-12-15 18:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, don't like it...
2006-12-15 17:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Nini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋