Here it goes,a couplle off years ago, one day i started making these satanic jokes like every day,and slowly i became possesd, my mind the moust was full with evil disgusting thoughts,i started macking the hourns off satan with my hands,my hands just made them but i had no councious i was making them, and i started having thes voices in my head that said things like these: yes i will take evryone to hell, yes you`r all mine when you die, and many more,i even had these thoughts about me,but thank god i`m on on the flouthing line now, and i`m starting to get my life in track, what i have seen was that these thoughts came and then then they reached my hearth and i startted breathing really hard, but i fought them with prayer off mind, and hope, and paitience. just wanted to share my story, btw: this is not a joke.
2006-12-15 08:48:10 · 20 answers · asked by diane 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is your Devil on a lunch break so that you could type this? I didn't know Hell had unionized.
BTW how come I can never meet these girls when they're in their wild orgiastic devil possessed days? They sound like fun.
I always meet them after the fundamentalists have turned them into automatons. One last temptation? Please..come on....lol
2006-12-15 08:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don’t want to undermine what you are saying. I want you to listen to me because what I am telling you is sincere.
I know that when this kind of thing happens that it is very VERY convincing, but you need to understand that even though you feel invincible now and untouchable, the feelings you are describing will return because they are part of something happening in your mind. This doesn’t mean you are a crazy person, but it does mean that there is something going on with you that in our day and age are more understood than ever before. You need to talk to a doctor. I understand that you don’t want to think they are delusional, because the idea of being special in some way is tempting.
Sweetie, please see a doctor. If anything, it certainly wouldn’t hurt matters. :-)
2006-12-15 08:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this shaggy dog tale: a woman posts an advert in the newspaper that sounds like this… “searching for guy with those skills: won’t beat me up, or run removed from me, and is excellent in mattress.” She have been given a good number of telephone calls replying to her advert yet one in specific stood out. After giving the guy her handle, he got here to her abode. She placing out the door for him and the guy suggested, “hi, I’m Bob. I have not any arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the lady says, “What makes you think of you're large in mattress?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-10-15 00:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never been possessed by Satan but I have met him twice in my life. He had me by my horns for 15 years. Now I am with the Lord and I told Satan to go back to hell.
I do believe some people are possessed at times. My Catholic bible study group said once that it isn't really Satan that possesses people, it's his demons. But Emily Rose and others have had witnesses and priests and bishops confirm that it was the devil himself. I use to talk to Satan, try magic, do the ouija board (by myself), and sinned like there was no tomorrow. He still comes around once in while but as soon as I recognize him I tell him where to go. But it's not easy because he scares me. He is very powerful. But thank the Lord that the Lord is the most powerful.
God bless and protect you all the days of your life! Peace!
2006-12-15 08:55:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well, that's not a question.
Anyway, possessions don't happen anymore, though many people like to believe they do, because it relieves you of taking responsibility for your actions. Whether you were having emotional troubles then or are lying now, repentance and counseling would be a good call.
2006-12-15 08:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by steven.henderson 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good for you! keep praying and never loose hope in God he loves you and will lead you down the right path as long as you allow him to do so! God bless!
2006-12-15 08:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by JustMe 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Greater is He that is in you than he that is in the world.
Do you know how to cast atheists out? Lol
2006-12-15 09:00:49 · answer #7 · answered by Lover of God 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow. i hope that everything has worked out for the better for you. you need to get yourself to a good, bible-based church and get that stuff prayed off you!
God bless!
2006-12-15 08:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's what Exorcism of emily rose was about. God told her this was happening because she had a purpose to let everyone know, the devil is here, weather you want beleive it or not.
God Bless.
2006-12-15 08:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
LOL ta for 2 points
2006-12-15 08:53:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋