2006-12-15 08:43:35 · 7 answers · asked by lexime12 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
So I walk into my chemistry class, and a prep is making a poster for a football player. I say "You spelled tomorrow wrong." just to play with her head, and she's like "Oh my God, are you serious!?" and I was like "no." and we had a laugh, and then my friend is like "How *do* you spell tomorrow?" And we all look at her funny. "Tomorrow, T-O-M-O-R-R-O-W." and she gets angry, so she's like "Moron, M-O-R-R-O-N." And we all, including my chem teacher start cracking up.
2006-12-15 09:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by Rick T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once worked with a woman who was known for explaining things in a really amusing way and she didn't realise how funny she was. An aquaintance had passed away after an illness and I heard her telling someone that this person 'had only gone into the hospital to have tests, but when the nurse woke her up in the morning, she was dead.' (A bit of British black humour. Sorry)
2006-12-16 01:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright, you hayseeds! It's a stickup! Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Bank Patron: Well, which is it young fellah? You want I should freeze, or get down on the ground? I mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And, if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.
2006-12-15 08:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Double O 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband, daughter, her friend and I were playing Taboo. It was my husband's turn. He got frustrated because he had never heard of one of the words on one of the cards. When his turn was over, loudly emphasizing the word heck he said, "What the HECK is a ga - lon'?" (rhyming with salon). Then he showed us the card and we cracked up laughing because he was having a "duh" moment....it was the word gallon.
And the fact that the words he couldn't say were white , milk, quart and jug didn't seem to ring a bell for him.
2006-12-15 16:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When kids try to be funny and say stuff like, "How do you spell 'spell'?" or, "Why is the sky blue?"
Just calmly respond, "Honey, go ask your mommy why the stork didn't come to give me ur baby sister?"
Works every time.
2006-12-15 12:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by ~*Natasha*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This girl comes up to us with a pencil in her hand and is like do you have a pencil i can borrow and we are like what is wrong with the one you have. And she says I don't like wooden pencils....
hah!
2006-12-15 15:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by FairestOfThemAll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you just said.
2006-12-15 09:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by Eagle13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋