What is your favorite knock knock joke?
2006-12-15 08:20:08 · 14 answers · asked by Rachel T. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Omlette
Omlette who?
Om let me in. I'm freezing out here!
2006-12-15 08:23:20 · answer #1 · answered by Ahhh....Me Time 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
1)knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
don't cry it's only a joke
2)will you remember me?
ya sure
knock knock
who's there?
(your name)
(your name ) who?
you said you would remember me!!!!
i like um good for short laughs =)
2006-12-15 18:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by gnarhobbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Yer Pa'! Open Up!
Pa' who?!
Dagnabit, boy! You open this door afer I whips you!
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2006-12-15 16:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
come in!!!
2006-12-15 16:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by maddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RS: Knock knock
Audience: Who's there?
RS: Ruff
Audience: Ruff who?
RS: Ruff
:D Okay, maybe you had to have been there, or at least seen it
2006-12-15 16:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by darkskaners 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
me: knock knock!
you: whose there?
me: Banana
you: Banana who?
me(again): knock knock!
you(lost): whose there?
me(smiling): Banana
you(flustered): Banana who?
me(still smiling): knock knock!
you(almost annoyed): whose there?
me: Orange
you(lost again): Orange who?
me: Orancha glad I didn't say banana!
2006-12-15 16:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by Al J 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
HEY! that's funny! About a 7 ! Keep them coming!
2006-12-15 16:22:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice work everyone, great jokes.
2006-12-15 16:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by jquasimodot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock!?
hows there?
ya who?
yahoo
get it!!!!!
2006-12-15 16:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
How did you know?
2006-12-15 16:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by Sherlock 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋