2006-12-15 07:31:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that's why you should buy an eternity pass. it's very affordable you know. stop by the nearest St. Something church and i'll hook you up. hehehe...
2006-12-15 07:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by That's A Lot of Nonsense 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apparently you've read the incident about Lazarus and the rich man. You don't leave hell. Once you are sentenced, you are there forever with no pardon and the "warden" does not have a key! Your hand is not stamped to leave for a 2nd chance, either. It is forever torment.
2006-12-15 15:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by preachingmissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually they do not stamp your hand in Hell. That would indicate a choice on your part to leave. There is no choice in Hell, your choice is before on how you choose to live your life.
2006-12-15 15:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by DON S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah so you have to sneak in the pack or get that drunk ugly chick who you don't like but she likes you so you lead her on so she'll do stuff for you to lick her stamp and put it on your hand. Then your in and it's time to ******' party. I recommend the brimstone jacuzzi
2006-12-15 15:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell is the grave so youre sleeping till judgment!
2006-12-15 15:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How the hell did you get out of Hell?
2006-12-15 15:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by Hmmmm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They give you hell for trying to get back in....
These questions =)
2006-12-15 15:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by grem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This depends on who 'they' are.
Are they the Gate Keepers?
Are they the Keepers of the Gate?
Don't you DESERVE a hard time? Think about it. You know you do.
2006-12-15 15:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by Richard E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to worry about not getting back in, satan has bouncers that hunt you down and bring you back if you are late in returning.
2006-12-15 15:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you can't just leave Hell.
2006-12-15 15:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by Rewind 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋