My son is really into knock knock jokes and riddles right now but he's run through every one we can think of or remember. Are there any sites for jokes that are appropriate for 4 year olds. Do you have any to share?
2006-12-15 07:21:07 · 9 answers · asked by Amy B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://www.ahajokes.com/ there is alot of clean jokes on there! good luck!
2006-12-15 07:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a collection of blondes bypass right into a coffe save chanting 28 days 28 days it in elementary words took us 28 days. each and anybody replaced into puzzled and sweetness what they'd finished in 28 days so previously they go away a waiter asks "excuse me yet what took you 28 days?"and they reply proudly and say we only finished a puzzle and on the container it suggested 3-6 years! A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after artwork for a drink, and sat on stools gazing the 6 O'clock information. a guy replaced into shown threatening to bounce from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde wager the redhead $50 that he does not bounce. confident adequate, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead suggested, "i am going to't take this, you're my pal." although the blonde insisted affirming, "No. a gamble's a gamble." Then the redhead suggested "pay interest, I even ought to inform you that I suggested this on the 5 O'clock information, so i am going to't take you money." The blonde replied "properly, so did I, yet i did not imagine he ought to bounce back!" lol those get me each and each and every time!
2016-11-30 19:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
stop crying!
knock knock
who's there
cargo
cargo who?
cargo beep beep!
knock knock
who's there
otch
otch who?
bless you!
what is black and white and red all over
a newspaper(if he won't get that use the alternative a penguin with a sunburn)
2006-12-15 07:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by thedeadintheworld 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who's there
Daune
Daune who
(then it's dauin(For drain) the bath tub I'm drounding (for drowning).
2006-12-15 07:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by lilith 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus? Something with a drumstick for everyone at Christmas.
Knock knock
Who's there
I dunap
I dunap who?
Eww, that's gross.
2006-12-15 07:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
dont cry its only a joke
2006-12-15 07:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
little old lady
little old lady who
i didnt know you knew how to yoodle
2006-12-15 07:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by Tinkerbellx6 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
www.funnyjokes.com
2006-12-15 07:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by Jazz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what happens when the Elepahnt jumps into the pool?.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................it gets wet....lol
2006-12-15 07:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋