Sleeping at Church
A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon.
The wife, being embarrassed by her husband's loud snoring, decided to bring a needle to the next service with her and poke him when he nods off.
The next week when they were in church the husband, as always, fell asleep. When the preacher asked, 'Who created the Earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th?' The wife stuck her husband with the needle and he jumped up and exclaimed, 'Oh my God!' The preacher said, 'That's correct.' And the husband sat down mumbling to himself.
He soon fell asleep again and when the preacher got to the question, 'And who died on the cross to save us from eternal damnation?' The wife stuck her husband again and he jumped up and exclaimed, 'Jesus Christ!' And the preacher said, 'Right again.' With this the husband fell suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her in the act.
The husband pretended to fall asleep while keeping an eye on his wife when the preacher said, 'What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?' The wife started to poke her husband again, but before she could the husband jumped up and exclaimed, 'If you stick that damn thing in me again, I'm going to break it in half!'
2006-12-15 06:42:32 · 15 answers · asked by 24 inch chain!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha
really good and funny!!!
thanks for the laughs...and for sharing such a great joke
thumb-ups for u...
2006-12-15 13:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the beginning, but the rest was offensive.To me, at least.
2006-12-15 07:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
damn funny man
2006-12-15 07:28:28 · answer #3 · answered by The Apex Predator: BigWes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-12-15 07:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-15 07:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-12-15 07:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-12-15 07:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by who_me_x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..!!!!!!!!!!!! Never expected that kind of a punchline.....great one
bravo
2006-12-15 06:54:23 · answer #8 · answered by Priestess Pachina 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is really funny
2006-12-15 07:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, i really shouldnt be laughing...
2006-12-15 07:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋