The Truth
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3am and says, 'Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?' She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty mad. 'Where the heck have you been?!?! 'Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking woman there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her. ''Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!' She sees his hands are covered with powder and... 'You damn liar!!! You went bowling again!!!'
2006-12-15 06:30:35 · 21 answers · asked by 24 inch chain!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ihope you are happy! I just blurted out a big laugh at work... thanks for making my day:)
2006-12-15 06:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by Msright 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It can never be possible. The wife may love him and bileaves him for what he says but aftr gettn home 3 at night, the talcum powder will not help with all that story but some of it she can b clever enough to take a second look at you and start noticing your routine and lies so either he should stop such things or stop makin fool of her or they will end in much worst misunderstandings. But still its the best joke if she just woke up just to open the door.
2006-12-15 14:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
on the scale from 1-10 i'd give that joke a 4, nice try.
2006-12-15 15:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not a bad one lmao
2006-12-15 14:35:37 · answer #4 · answered by The Plague 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, worth the reading!
2006-12-15 15:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by a38monica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For some reason that really tickled me.
2006-12-15 16:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
That's GREAT!!
I love it! Didn't see that one coming at all!
2006-12-15 15:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by Lexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the wife can't handle the truth!!!!
2006-12-15 14:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's my kind of bowling.
2006-12-15 15:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny
2006-12-15 14:34:47 · answer #10 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋