An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.
"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
2006-12-15 06:05:56 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh gross! but thats exactly the sort of thing my gran would do, vile!
2006-12-15 06:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Cate 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! But they've must have tasted pretty good if he ate half the jar of the peanuts so what's done is done.
2006-12-15 06:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by Bonita Applebaum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whooooaaaa! Yuuuuucccchhhh!
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2006-12-15 07:25:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha gross and funny!
although I doubt anyone eating the chocolate off an M and M would save them.
2006-12-15 06:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slightly amusing.
Rev Jank
2006-12-15 06:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Reverend Jank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly funny - moderately sick!
Merry Christmas!
2006-12-15 06:08:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, did you hear the one with the old lady who had them sitting out on her coffee table.
Merry Chirstmas
2006-12-15 06:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww. But funny. It'd be like french-kissing him...
2006-12-15 08:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats funny!
But,I dont eat those type of M&Ms..
Now I have another reason not to.
2006-12-15 07:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by Animal_lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's giggle worthy
2006-12-15 06:14:54 · answer #10 · answered by Tara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not funny at all, somewhat a joke but not funny.
2006-12-15 06:09:18 · answer #11 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋