> Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while
> grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little
> Johnny asks, "Grandpa, can I have some beer too?"
>
> "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.
>
> "No."
>
> "Well, then you're not big enough."
>
> Grandpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees
> this and asks for a cigarette.
>
> "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.
>
> "No."
>
> "Well, then you're not big enough."
>
> Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather
> says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
>
> Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"
>
> Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick, so he says, "Well of
> course
> I
> can, I'm big enough."
>
> Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go **** yourself, these are my
> cookies."
2006-12-15 05:41:38 · 46 answers · asked by mmh 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ive not heard that one. Ive just coppied it to use hope you dont mind lol
2006-12-15 05:46:52 · answer #1 · answered by ORPHAN BOY 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The first joke I have read today, and I am already laughing. That's something I would have probably said when I was younger, had I had the nerve and vocabulary!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad" Happy Christmas!
2006-12-15 06:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fantastic!
2006-12-15 07:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2006-12-15 07:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol thats a good one. 10/10
2006-12-15 05:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wonderful and a nice surprise ending!
2006-12-15 05:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i just love little johnny
2006-12-15 05:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats the best joke ive heard in ages lol
2006-12-15 05:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like it
2006-12-15 06:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooh my chuckle muscles are hurting - best joke today xx
2006-12-15 11:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋