Eager to try it out, a man takes viagra as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them. Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
"What happened?" the man asks. "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"
The cockatiel pants, "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs of a frozen chicken?"
2006-12-15 05:39:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-12-15 05:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-15 07:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats sooooooooo funny and i've not heard it before!!! 10/10
2006-12-15 06:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-15 07:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
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2006-12-15 07:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good joke indeed
2006-12-15 07:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by jennusula 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was a good one!
2006-12-15 06:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by La Chula 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-15 06:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaahhahhahahahahah omg ahahahahahahahahahahahaha my stomach
2006-12-15 06:06:00 · answer #9 · answered by maddog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
te hee hee
2006-12-15 05:56:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol omg that was funny
2006-12-15 06:35:23 · answer #11 · answered by Asharia g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋