2006-12-15 05:18:53 · 10 answers · asked by suresh r 1 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Science has come to the aid of shorter men. The answer: the engomni-vart.
This soon to be patented machine stretches the human body by placing it in a vaccuum. The ingenious machine is a long glass flask two metres high. While the man stands inside, a friend pumps out the air which is removed by a hose attached to the top. The lack of air pulls the tissues and bone in both directions, leaving a man inches longer.
All users will have to wear a pullover with a lot of air trapped in it so they have something to breath when they are inside the flask.
I myself invented the engomni-vart. In no way is it simply a giant penis enlarger, although it bears some ressemblance which is purely coincidental.
One engomni-vart plus foot pump and hose will retail for $1500.
Contact me by email with serious business enquiries.
2006-12-15 05:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Pastor Sauce 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Short of disturbing techniques involving cutting your bones in half and allowing them to regrow between the cracks we are ultimately stuck with our height after age 23 or so. This is because the epiphyseal plates in our arms and legs have already fused and no more skeletal growth can occur longitudinally.
Prior to growth plate closure there has been talk that IV administration of growth hormones (HGH) can induce growth.
Pinstripes work though.
2006-12-15 13:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by tomaso4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You are done growing. Don't you think if there was something you could take to make yourself taller that there wouldn't be any short people in the world?
There is NOTHING that will make you taller than you are now. No drugs, supplements, vitamins, devices, exercises....nothing. Height is determined by genetics.
Accept your height.
2006-12-15 13:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By that age you're bones are pretty much fused. Your only option is surgery..which almost no doctor will do unless there is a medical need for it.
2006-12-15 13:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by RcJones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a nurse. No unfortunately there is no medication out there for this. Try to find the good in being your size.
2006-12-15 13:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no medication to increase your height, but it has been proven by stretching your muscles alot can give you length...
2006-12-15 13:43:07 · answer #6 · answered by Tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry shorty, you are stuck. Judge people on character rather than physical appearance.
2006-12-15 13:21:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! You need to be happy or buy some platform shoes.
I am only 5'4 and am happy with it.
2006-12-15 13:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by Caterina C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are machines to stretch you.
2006-12-15 14:07:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think so.. you should do surgery i guess..
2006-12-15 13:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by Zan-îve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋