not a riddle, just a question
2006-12-15 04:31:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stupid question
2006-12-15 04:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The fork would die first. Sure, he'd be poking the life out of the spoon, but if the spoon bashed the fork's head in even slightly, the prongs would no longer work and the fork would be defenseless.
2006-12-15 04:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be a long battle that would end a draw because the fork and spoon fall and love, get married and make a family of Swiss Army Knifes.
2006-12-15 04:38:15 · answer #3 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fork
2006-12-15 04:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by lisababy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My granmda.
If she saw a spoon and a fork jump up and start fighting, she'd definitely have a heart attack.
2006-12-15 04:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ken O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The spoon!
2006-12-15 04:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by jillybean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last time i checked, forks and spoons didn't die.
could be wrong though...
2006-12-15 04:39:34 · answer #7 · answered by krissy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spoon because it would spoon him to death and dig a big hole for it.
2006-12-15 06:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is so authentic. i admire this area the main: "existence’s no longer straightforward, a actuality that I’ve constantly common you obtain to get returned up, and revel in what’s shown Fall one hundred cases, you get up one hundred greater while possibilities are ignored, you open a sparkling door %. your self up and dirt your self off, at any fee as long as you get returned up, you by no skill rather lost"
2016-12-18 14:01:10 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither. Only living things can die.
2006-12-15 04:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by JB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fork
2006-12-17 14:39:02 · answer #11 · answered by iwuvblue0407 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋