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I've been tryin and tryin and I can't stop bein reguler.

Help! I must hurry before I get sent to hell!

2006-12-15 03:21:07 · 22 answers · asked by Zeek 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

All you have to do is get born in 6 BC, get hung on a cross, die and rise again.

Easy peasy!

Seriously though, why would you want to?

2006-12-15 03:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by whatotherway 7 · 3 1

Jesuschristization Process:

1. Get run over by a MACK truck on a dirt road, to get the "roadkill" look.

2. Have a friend nail you to a pole.

3. Grimace at will

4. Curse God for forsaking you.

5. Wait two days.

You're done.

2006-12-15 03:30:02 · answer #2 · answered by Bill Gates 1 · 0 0

Well, God bless you. You are doing exactly as you're supposed to. The closer you are to Jesus, the closer you are to Heaven. Remember that we cannot be like Jesus on our own; it takes the grace from heaven to help us do this. We do not have the strength. Pray to Jesus and keep close to Him. Cooperate with the Holy Spirit. Obey His commandments.

Keep up the good work. God bless.

2006-12-15 03:28:26 · answer #3 · answered by Danny H 6 · 0 0

Living a Christ-like life means doing what Christ would have done. Help your fellow man, do not judge, be kind to all and follow the word of God. Follow the doctrines of your church. Lead by example and let your actions speak for you. Do not do things for the aproval of others.

2006-12-15 03:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0 0

if u asked jesus to be ur saviour u won't go to Hell

to be like Jesus doesn't happen by one time but by every step forward u take in faith with every obeying to God and that will take years and years and may be u will die before accomplish that.
remmeber one thing that God always looks on ur heart desire not on the work u do. it wont happen by ur power
only through him

and if failed don't worry God will help u each time and left u up again and again and again

2006-12-15 03:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by الحقيقة 4 · 0 0

You can be like Jesus by being an upright human being. Simply treat others as you would like to be treated. And dont worry, no one went to hell for trying to be a good person.

2006-12-15 03:24:01 · answer #6 · answered by Yngona D 4 · 3 0

Are you being serious or just joking? Well, if you are being serious just try to follow his teachings like being loving towards others, but dont expect yourself to be perfect cause no human is, try the best you can and with practice you will perfect your behavior little by little

2006-12-15 03:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by Alejandra 1 · 0 0

Because Jesus is the Father as the Son, he was born without original sin. We are seeking salvation, he was giving salvation.

2006-12-15 03:26:46 · answer #8 · answered by pirateman22us 1 · 0 0

no human can be the jesus.


the romans deified him so much that any individual could never live up to the myths that surround him.

If you want be like Jesus, treat other how you would like to be treated.

2006-12-15 03:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 0 0

Because you need to be in the union in order to be a carpenter and now they have clothes much better than a robe.

2006-12-15 03:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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