Vodka & Red bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
4 large eggs
1 bottle of Vodka
2 cups dried fruit
1 cup of sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
Method:
1. Sample the Vodka to check the quality
2. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again.
3. To be sure its of the highest quality, pour one shot glass full
and immerse in a little red bull and drink fastin one go.
4. Repeat
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large bowl
6. Add teaspoon of sugar, beat again
7. At this point its is best to make sure the Vodka is still ok
8. Flavour with red bull to taste (optional)
9. Try another cup- just in case turn off the mixerer
10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
11. Pick fruit up off floor
12. Mix on the turner
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver
14. Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or somehting... Who givesshz a ****!!
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the flpoor
18. Check the Vodka baby yeeeeeeaaaaaahhh!!
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
20. Add one table
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over...
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and kick the dog, cat... Whatever!!!!!!!!
25. Fall into bed
CHERRY MISTMAS
2006-12-15 02:41:33 · 11 answers · asked by mmh 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
will cope with that but who will do the washing up after i"ve eaten it i"ll be on the deck!! you??
2006-12-15 03:00:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have forgot the recipee
but wait a minute...
The vodka is ok
2006-12-15 17:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! What will my dinner guests think? I mean, they're church friends and all.
(it WAS gonna be salmon, lasagne and brownies. oh well.. i'm really looking forward to beating off the turner, though)
2006-12-15 02:45:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds very nice but I'm having the weekend off !
2006-12-15 02:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've made the sherry one, the brandy and rum one and i'll now try this one...how many bits of holly did you say?
2006-12-15 02:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by brainlady 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds good might try it
2006-12-15 02:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds interesting .......... but if i would fix that my drunk friends would eat it all ........... maybe that is something all my college students might like during finals We just might have to fix it next semester
2006-12-15 02:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by krayzmom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll be round to sample some.....
2006-12-15 02:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by Chianti Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
come cook it for me then we can eat it togather
2006-12-15 02:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by oilcanus 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks I will try it as soon as I can
sounds great
smile
good luck
2006-12-15 12:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋