2006-12-15 02:26:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, but magically they cleared up in 2 weeks. Hmmmm
2006-12-15 02:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Perhaps. It says that Jesus was tempted just like the rest of us and yet he did not sin... maybe that included the Chicken Pox. Or maybe some other virus that they had out there in that time period.
2006-12-15 02:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Light 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The True story of Jesus:
(And his death)
He danced around until the legendary 'Donkey Kong' came to save the day.
He brought with him delicious magical bananas.
He fed them via rectum to Jesus.
Jesus smiled at the feeling but was not cured.
Jesus cried and cried for days.
Donkey Kong biotch-slapped him and called him a 'pansy.'
Donkey Kong is 6 feet tall and weighs 250 pounds of pure muscle.
He knows what he is talking about.
Jesus still kept crying and died of dehydration.
Poor Jesus.
Pontius Pilot had to miss the ceremony.
Instead he went and saw the New York Knicks play.
He was disappointed; as everyone is every year.
He went home and played Gameboy.
This made him happy.
2006-12-15 02:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by Markie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus predates Chicken Pox by 1700 years but there is no known illness that Christ had which stands to reason considering he was without sin and God in the flesh and healed the sick.
2006-12-15 02:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by djmantx 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No.
His mother took him to the local welfare clinic to keep up his shots.
2006-12-15 02:30:21 · answer #5 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes, but somehow he died of full blown aids
2006-12-15 02:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
no, he didn't
2006-12-15 03:10:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋