My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the
plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear
me
over those great big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo
so the main man can pitty-pat us onto the runway."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess, and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight
attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, and that sure as **** outranks an arrogant
Princess. Tray-up, *****."
2006-12-15 02:24:13 · 7 answers · asked by who_me_x 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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That was funny
2006-12-15 02:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by Lau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha - served by a gay dude
2006-12-15 10:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That was hilarious! Loved it!
2006-12-15 10:41:41 · answer #3 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! funny!
2006-12-15 10:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by genie3000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one!
2006-12-15 14:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by Just Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...now THATS whatsup! lol
2006-12-15 10:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny thanks for the laugh
2006-12-15 10:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋