One Friday, there were 3 nuns riding on a mountain road. They were coming around a turn when a semi rammed into them head on killing them instantly. They were coming to the gates of heaven and noticed a sign that said "Closed for Remodeling". One nun knocked on the gates and out came St. Peter. He said, "What are you doing here! No one is supposed to be here! We are closed for the weekend for remodeling!"
The one nun said, "Well, we're dead and we can't go back." "Alright," said St. Peter. "What we are going to do is send you back for the weekend as whoever you wish to be and then we'll accept you back into Heaven," exclaimed St. Peter as he looks at the first nun.
"Okay, who do you want to be?" he asks the nun. "Well, I thought her life was very interesting especially since she gave her life to God, so I want to be Joan of Arc." Poof!
The first nun becomes Joan of Arc. "Okay, You're next," as her looks at the second nun, "Who do you want to be?" "! ! Well, I thought her life was very interesting and she died a tragic death, so I want to become Marilyn Monroe," pronounces the second nun. Poof!
The second nun becomes Marilyn Monroe. "Okay, who do you want to be?" St. Peter says to the third nun. "I want to be Alice Kapipelean." "Excuse me?!?" confusingly asks St. Peter. "I want to be Alice Kapipelean!" exclaims the nun. St. Peter replies, "Pardon me Sister, we have no record of any Alice Kapipelean being on earth," explains St. Peter.
"There is TOO an Alice Kapipelean and I have proof right HERE!!!" shouts the nun. St. Peter takes the news article and read it. "Oh my, Sister. You have misread this article. This article says that the Alaska Pipeline was laid by 500 men in six months."
2006-12-15 01:49:59 · 19 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny thanks for the laugh
2006-12-15 03:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-15 01:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice one although shocked a nun could have sexual thoughts,who'd a thought,learn something new every day!
2006-12-15 02:01:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i like that one 10/10
2006-12-15 01:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by yipeee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a sick joke and very disrespectful. how would u like someone making fun of ur religion or non-religion. VERY offending!
2006-12-15 01:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by daughterofgod4evah 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha, that was pretty good. 8/10
2006-12-15 01:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by mmh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahaha
good one!lol
2006-12-15 02:09:50 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee, thats funny
2006-12-15 01:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by Milky Mindless 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. Lol....
2006-12-15 01:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-12-15 01:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahahah
2006-12-15 01:52:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋