Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly
irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how
horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could
have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his
friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so
terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife
in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the
gun on himself!"
"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse." How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it
have been worse?"
"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I`d
be dead now!"
2006-12-15 01:42:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha your jokes are amazing keep it up!!
2006-12-15 01:46:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So there is this old poultry farmer named Jeb who is in the middle of a fertilitiy drought.. he goes to one of his other farmer buddies named Chuck and is telling him "I dont know what to do, none of my chickens are laying eggs i think all my roosters must bee too old, and this is the worst season for me in fourty years. the other farmer ponders on it for a long while and then tells him "Jeb I am going to let you in on something big as long as you promise not to tell any other farmer for the rest of your life for it is the secret for my success. several years ago on a trip i walked into a shop to buy a rooster and a guy sad he had a magic one he would sell me that would make me rich past my wildest dreams. I was very sceptical and it was a lot of money but I decided to do it. I tell you as an old friend that this rooster is th answer to all your prayers and will fertilize all your chickens but beware because he is a sex a holic. I will let you borrow him but you have to give me half this years profit"
well Jeb decides he might as well give it a shot because as it stands he has no chance.
He takes the rooster home and as soon as he lets it out of the cage is goes and fuc#s all his chickens twice. Jeb cant believe his eyes so he goes up to the rooster and says " rooster you better slow down on all these chickens or you are going to kill yourself. if you work as good a Chuck says you do, you are my only hope and i need you alive so slow it down"
the nest day the Jeb wakes up and catches the rooster fuc#ing all his ducks. He is really caught off gaurd by this so he goes up to the rooster and says" now rooster what did i tell you yesterday, if you keep fuc#ing all my animals like this you will end up killing yourself and i need you alive. and besides these are my ducks and it will not even work. now stop this or ill end up losing my farm"
The next day Jeb goes out side and finds the rooster dying on top of his hill. there are all kinds of buzards and chicken hawks circiling above him and he is barely breathing.
Jeb runs up there as fast as he can to stop them from getting him and tells the rooster "I told you you dammed old rooster that if you didnt stop you would end up killing your self but you wouldnt listen. now my farm is ruined if I can not nurse you back to health. At that moment the rooster picks his head up, winks at the farmer, points to the sky, and says" shhhh they are getting closer"
2006-12-15 11:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by jlo003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey...
most of ur jokes makes me nearly dead with laughs and chuckles...it's middle of the exam week and I logged in since I think I needed to get some refreshment between endless studies..thanks for the laughs..thumb-ups for you
2006-12-15 22:06:50 · answer #3 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow again 10/10
2006-12-15 18:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha
that was one of the funniest joke i ever heard!lol
u r funny.
2006-12-15 10:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it lol
2006-12-15 09:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed it could have been worse. lol
2006-12-15 09:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah... v.good...
xx
2006-12-15 09:50:11 · answer #8 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you really like your jokes!
Your pic is good too!
2006-12-15 09:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did enjoy that very much!
2006-12-15 10:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋