Will you pray for me?

I won't pray. But I promise I will actually *do* something to make the world a better place... instead of wishing it fixes itself magically.

Godspeed, my fellow Satan. Godspeed indeed.

2006-12-14 23:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Somebody, somewhere 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋

Hey Satan, long time! We missed You at the Christmas bash this year, You should have seen the receptionist at Hells gate after She got a few into Her! Hooo Weeee, that photocopier will never be the same! Hmmmm, prayers eh? Ah why the hell not! You've helped me so much in this life, what with the money and the Women; the music and the fun me and the band have had; not to mention all those fine prescriptions and the marvelous booze by the gallons! Okay here it goes: Dear God...... sorry for the trouble....... I've got a request that needs attention on the double..... please......I don't want a discount on a pound of cheese....I've got a request form the fallen One....and all the trouble that's under our sun......won't ease.......the burden that brought our brother Satan to His knees.....so accept my humble prayer and plea...... for Your lost Soul Satan who seeks to be........ prayed for without any particular intention......longing perhaps to leave His dimension.......or an issue with water retention.....through You I truly believe....that forgiven He shall receive......the peace that we all now seek. Okay Satan, we're square now; see You hopefully at my next Gig; we're playing at the Silver Dollar in April if You can make it, ( I don't know how I'm going to slip past the Girlfriend to make it up to Toronto for the show but the boys said they'd pay for the flight so...You never know!!! ) I'm on lead vocals so it should be a good show!!!!

2006-12-15 08:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Of course I will pray for you. I pray that God seeks and finds your heart and shows you His ways. I pray that all the evil in your life turns into good as God shows His glorious ways that you could never imagine.

2006-12-15 07:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

No, because prayer is a waste of time. It is a way for people to feel good about doing something, without actually having to do anything.

One man with a hammer can do more good than a billion people praying.

2006-12-15 07:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by nondescript 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋

Yea i do pray 4 u so God changes ur heart

2006-12-15 07:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Zsazsa A 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋

Praying is reserved for those who Believe in God or seek his mercy you have chosen to stand with armies of Beelzebub and you and hold his banner the Army of Michael is not confused to be fooled by such.

2006-12-15 07:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by goldeni009 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋

Pray for yourself, the Lord helps those who help themselves.

2006-12-15 07:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Nope I don't pray at all. It is a waste of time as it accomplishes nothing. Besides I don't believe that you exist.

2006-12-15 07:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

Yes, dear, I will pray for you.

2006-12-15 07:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by moonsister_98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋

erm.. nice question
i dont pray for one person in general..i pray for everyone..the WHOLE WORLD!
for their safety and comfort..i pray for peace and security for everyone..so ofcourse u are counted!!..

2006-12-15 07:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by Payal V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Will you pray for me?

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