half full xmas jingle?

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half full xmas jingle?

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar,
Santa drives a rusty car,
Press the starter,
Press the choke,
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

2006-12-14 23:28:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

or is it half empty.

2006-12-14 23:29:03 · update #1

3 answers

To The Optimist It's Half Full, The Pessimist Half Empty And To The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes It's Quarter Full.
Have A Gooday And A Bonza Christmas Mate!

2006-12-14 23:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

like a diamond in the sky

2006-12-15 07:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

No no no, it's always a quarter full!

2006-12-15 07:30:53 · answer #3 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋