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2006-12-14 22:54:20 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i thought it was something to do with you putting the small opening into your mouth?
lol, nice one though
2006-12-14 22:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Bmp1ksh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some more!!!!
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
2006-12-15 07:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by graliv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE, but i suppose you'd get more out of the beer bottle than out of the blonde!
2006-12-15 07:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a blonde, I object - LOL
Having said that, I'm a fake blonde which I'm sure means I'm very smart indeed!
2006-12-15 06:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What has a blonde done to you to get you so riled up or is this a worrying attempt to practise some pick up line jokes ?!?
2006-12-15 07:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by dollydealer1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lol 8/10
2006-12-15 06:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats quite good.
you want another two?
why do blondes have triangle coffins?
their legs always open when their head hits a pillow!
what do you call a dead blonde in a cupboard?
last months hide and seek winner
2006-12-15 07:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by rheat.beserker 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Funny stuff!!! You dont like blondes do ya??
2006-12-15 06:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! P.S. I'm not really blonde.
2006-12-15 07:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you guys are too mean to the blonde...
the jokes are funny though.. :)
2006-12-15 09:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by lea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋