George Bush in a School
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? And Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes? Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?! And Fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!
2006-12-14 22:27:39 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
superb . 10/10
2006-12-14 22:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by hulchul 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
3
2006-12-14 22:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by irmaynerds 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
2 out of 10
2006-12-14 23:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-11-26 20:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-14 23:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Really Good
10/10
2006-12-17 07:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superb 7 out of 10
2006-12-14 22:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by Stunner_cool 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is how i will rate it: 9/11
And this is how Bush could have answered:
First three questions: "The answer is secret. I cannot divulge
such confidential information. It may cause danger to the U.S.".
Fourth question: "It is my Presidential progative to have the recess bell 20 minutes early."
Fifth question: "Bob's on his way to Guantanamo".
2006-12-18 19:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by roadwarrior 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless. 10/10
2006-12-15 02:10:42 · answer #9 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bush's answers: -
We invaded Iraq without the support of UN which as you know stands for "Useless Nations."
I am...Hey! What goes of your father's, my father is uncle Sam men!
Soon he will appear on the pages of your books as the guy who cut off our errections...we will grab him then.
So that the students could watch the blast off, of our first manned space shuttle to Mars.
Bob! He is the lucky bloke who won the free trip to Mars.
2006-12-15 07:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 ona scale of 10
2006-12-14 22:29:01 · answer #11 · answered by Maddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋