2006-12-14 21:39:01 · 9 answers · asked by bowen 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one-men will screw anything;)
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to hold the bulb, and the other 4 to turn her around!
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? What impels you to ask that question?
How many light bulbs does it take to unscrew a woman? None!
Um, I'm running out! Ok one more:
A bit of a different joke that involves a light bulb-what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You could unscrew the light bulb! ;)
2006-12-14 23:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many policemen takes to screw a lightbulb?
6.
1 goes to the switch to turn the lightbulb off.
1 gets on a table and holds the lightbulb .
And the other 4 rotate the table!lololololololololol
2006-12-14 21:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?
6
1. to think about why the light went out in the 1st place
1. to work out whether the light existed in the 1st place
1. to decide whether it is worth putting in a new lightbulb... when it may not even exist
and 3. to stand there making useless comments about the whole existence of the room they are in and the matter surrounding them!
oh, and maybe an extra one to run to get help from someone who is in their right state of mind and is able to fix the lightbulb so that the philosophers are not standing there, wondering, in the dark...
2006-12-14 22:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Bethany 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: how many dragon ball z characters does it take to change a lightbulb????
A: just one but it takes 40 episodes!!! lololololol
someone told me that yesterday I almost died! you have to watch to know what i mean.
2006-12-14 21:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Thats It I'm Done 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to really want to change!
2006-12-14 23:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I like this one. It is an American joke as being told in Poland.... ok... How many americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
One.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....
2006-12-14 21:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly first the governing body ought to vote on new gentle. 2/3rds ought to agree. there are 13 on the governing body so as that makes 9. yet they ought to all pretend that it did not get replaced by using adult males, yet that it really is a communique from jehovah god.
2016-10-18 07:54:04 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many blondes does it take to turn a light bulb?
five
four for every direction aorund the bulb
and one to actually hold the bulb!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-14 22:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-12-14 23:41:21 · answer #9 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋