having a poo round someone else's house with out making smells is hard, because my poo smells
2006-12-14 21:34:45 · 31 answers · asked by stunkout35 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You have to do it really quick, and flush quick. So, it's like -
Have poo.
Flush immediately.
Wipe a r s e
Flush again.
Leave bathroom door open when you leave, so the stench can disperse.
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2006-12-14 21:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by Jenna 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Two options:-
1. Be shy and go for the whole quick flush, light a match, open a window and spray air freshener type of advice. It all works believe me.
2. Be brazen. Open the window, give it your best and then shut the door behind you. Make a door handle sign with 'I'd give it 5 if I were you....' and hang it over the handle as you leave. At least they have been warned and could use the downstairs can for a while (if they have one).
They are probably thinking the same about you being there.
If you don't try to hide it, it won't be as bad as you think.
2006-12-15 01:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Valiant 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a good question
the match usually does it
but
if you want it to smell its absolute worst heres what you do
line the top of the water with tissue before you start, the water kills alot of the smell, this way the poo lays in the air and stinks to high heaven
and wow look at that girl 2 answers above me what a cracker
2006-12-15 08:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by jennusula 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL are you staying round families for xmas? i always worry about this to, just hope they have a window in the bathroom and take some OUST, happy pooing
2006-12-14 21:40:54 · answer #4 · answered by Keira 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just do it as normal and when you come out say 'I wouldn't go in there for at least 10 mins ( or 20, or 30, depends how badyou smell!)'
2006-12-15 01:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
open the windows - and while you poo spray something every so often - while yoou are sat on the toilet e.g a lilttle spray of air freshener very so often -like after a bout ten seconds
2006-12-14 21:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a smelly dog with you at all times, then blame it for the bad smell!
2006-12-15 11:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by pintofbitterta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a match afterwards?
or if you can just wait till you get home i personally can only go in the privacy of my own home or round my mums.
2006-12-14 21:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Missbutterfly:-) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it,just remember it keeps your own house smelling beautiful
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2016-12-11 09:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by kulpa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋