I have just recieved a letter from my head of department, advising me of a disciplinary. Apparently three people have complained about the way I eat a banana. I've confronted who I think it is and they won't say anything.
I peel away the skin and take bites. That's all. Is this the wrong way to do it? Am I unintentionally alluding to some offensive sex-act? I just don't know.
2006-12-14 21:33:25 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
maybe your just too sexy for the act of banana consumption
2006-12-14 21:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by Jonnygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get banana from bunch, chew the exterior demanding to puncture it.Then insert your index finger into the hollow created by the chew and rip something of the exterior away and positioned it on your head. you'll now have a unadorned banana, which will little doubt have some harm to its top section led to by the preliminary chew, this section will be slushy and not worthy for comsumption. Pull the ruined area off with your hand, and throw it on the nearest individual or owl. you at the moment have a acceptable banana - with the tapered end, you need to initiate, nibbling gently in the initiating and progressing right into a frenzied oral attack on the fruit. their must be no pause or spoil between nibble and complete on attack. at the same time as complete you need to have 24% of the banana splattered round your chops and a minimum of one significant chew stuck on your left eyebrow. Congratulations. you've succesfully eaten a banana!!
2016-11-26 20:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you ate the banana at an inappropriate place, or the people were annoyed at the way you ate it.
If those are not the reason, then:
Step 1: Peel the banana
Step 2: Eat it.
Step 3: Chew it slowly.
Step 4: Swallow it.
Step 5: Do this for the rest of the banana.
Step 6: Enjoy the banana
2006-12-14 21:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ina 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like you're doing everything right... maybe it's the sounds you make when chewing - are you chewing with your mouth open?
If not, then try this:
turn the banana so it's horizontal, then take one edge of the peel off then stuff the rest in your mouth making as much noise as possible and eat the flesh without taking the skin off.... That would rattle me and see what kind of reaction you get then...
2006-12-15 00:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by My_Name 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Peel.
2. Open mouth.
3. Bite.
4. Chew.
5. Swallow.
2006-12-14 21:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by Jason 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a funny fact: Humans are the only mammals who open the banana from the stem side. All other animals open it from the bottom...apparently it's easier.
2006-12-14 21:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I can see why that would be annoying.
Next time peel it more slowly then try to deep throat it a bit, then suck the end for a while before swalling it down. At least then no one will complain.
2006-12-14 21:39:54 · answer #7 · answered by Georgie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The only correct way is with a knife and fork, taking tiny bites! Ask George Costanza, he's the expert!
2006-12-15 07:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as you don't suck on it, and close your mouth while eating it, there is absolutely no problem. Tell them to get help because they have dirty minds. To many people eat with there mouths open while chewing, and that is so rude.
The biggest problem today is that people worry about others and not themselves, and they just like to see HATE and not LOVE.
2006-12-18 13:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by BJC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might be the way you nibbled the top into a sort of bulbous jewish object. May not have been wise to rub it in maple syrup and slowly swallow it whole like a sword swallower
2006-12-18 12:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by peter c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a dish with whippy cream on top. I have had 2 already. Man, that has got to be the best thing ever.
2006-12-15 16:26:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋