A midwife called at our home recently as my wife was about to give birth and I was out doing some shopping..Suddenly there was a power cut and all the lights went out. The midwife,looking somewhat perplexed at not being able to see what was going on,found a torch and asked my three year old to hold it. She told her where to point it and over the next few minutes my wife gave birth to our baby. The midwife wrapped the baby up and asked my daughter what she thought of her new brother.
She looked up at the midwife and said casually, "The baby shouldn't've crawled in there and got lost in the first place!"
A childs perspective? Oh yes!
2006-12-14 21:12:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO.....thats really good
2006-12-14 21:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-14 21:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee
words out of babes mouths!!!! lol
2006-12-15 01:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by maze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
exellent - fink i will have 2 tell dat 2 my sis later in life when she grows slightly older
2006-12-14 21:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it here before and the kid says smack its *ss again for crawling up there in the first place
2006-12-14 23:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha good one
2006-12-14 21:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an intelligent toddler!!! LOL
2006-12-14 21:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by girlinks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit odd, right?
2006-12-14 21:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is that like true???
coz if it was then u shud write it down and use it at your child's 21st!!
2006-12-14 21:15:25 · answer #9 · answered by scarred_cutter 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That joke's rubbish!
2006-12-14 22:13:29 · answer #10 · answered by Dunk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the answers kids give. ;)
2006-12-14 22:03:53 · answer #11 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋